`Ye shall not pass.` cried the Raving Spider man `For ye are too innocent.` At this they returned from whence the pastures they came. With shame their only dignity they hollowed out…
Posted on March 16th, 2007 at 10:12 pm by Andrew
Hmm… I’ve been looking around on things like sitelance and digitalpoint and I think I’m gonna do a bit of spending on some established sites and try to set-up a few money-makers. After my first $100 I was so proud that I took all advertising down and since then I’ve kinda.. not got back into it.. It pissed people off, I wasn’t good at placing ads so I spammed ‘em everywhere and that’s pretty much what meant I could get $100 in 2 months.. Since then I’ve got $17.50 from one ad on the side of an insignificant page, otherwise it’s been pretty damned useless.
I’ll have a look about, I really want something I’d use as well, things like www.craftytv.com are great fun + get a lot of money through ads, it’s just hard to find such buys within my price range, CraftyTV is actually an option for me, it’s only $200ish so I could quite easily manage that… I’ll have a look about and keep ye posted.
DPKE.co.uk
Posted on January 16th, 2007 at 6:35 pm by Andrew
Set-up a new site the other week and forgot to mention it.. dpke.co.uk mainly for those times in DT when there’s nothing to do but mess about on random sites - it’s just an out of the box games archive I got for $4.99 off eBay.
Ow :( so hard..
Posted on January 11th, 2007 at 4:44 pm by Andrew
Argh, it’s still really difficult to think of new content for this place. I’m enjoying the site and the fact I just invested £40 on a design that wasn’t even coded for WP should prove it. It’s just really tough work coming up with new content that’ll grab people’s search engine attention and get returning visitors, then perhaps I could introduce comments. Until then it’s pointless me offering a comments box as nobody worth while would be commenting. I’ve added a few tutorials which’ve grabbed the occassional via search engines, “cheat whatpulse”, “hacking school” but other than that it’s been too quiet to bother with much here.
My aim is one of those great blogs you visit and find tons of content, a happy chap running it and loads of useful whatniggs. It’s just difficult thinking of content. I mean when “murd3rd3r 47″ is 4.1% of your entire network’s key search phrases, a network you’ve spent literally hundreds of hours building, it’s pretty depressing.
Ahh well, when I first started blogging (not here) I said I couldn’t promise a content-rich blog and I even said the chances were I’d quit in a week. I’ve got over that phase but blogger’s block is still as strong as ever. I think now’s the time to promise a content-rich blog. A promise I intend to keep.
Hazaa! Hazaa! Hazaa!
Posted on January 5th, 2007 at 9:51 pm by Andrew
ThirdNipple.co.uk has a new theme called.... "ThirdNipple.co.uk"! I've spent the past hour or so coding it into wordpress and am v.v.pleased with the result! Everything works apart from the search bar (which I've not attempted yet and dunno if i can be arsed!). It was designed and cut up by Tom at www.code-friend.com who, when first quoting me, said he'd do it in 2-3 days but instead managed to get the lot done in under 5/6hours! There were a couple of problems but I've removed 'em now so all is sexy :D. Thanks Tom!!
From Tom to Tim, over at www.ttttim.com who I offered money to to make a banner matching the site, he insisted on no pay and came up with this:
Thanks so much ttttim! And please, everyone, feel free to link to this site with that image,
HTML:
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<a href="http://www.thirdnipple.co.uk"><img src="http://thirdnipple.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/3n.gif" /></a>
So a huge THANK YOU! to all you folk that've helped me out with my third tit online! As with all my coding there'll be bugs, give me a shout at the usual addy and I'll do my best to fix. Hope you like t'eh sex site, look forward to seeing it fill up nicely now I've spent money on it 
Server upgrade: chaos!
Posted on January 1st, 2007 at 2:02 pm by Andrew
Ah bugger. Buggery, buggery poo. Today, whilst trying to revise I began the server transfer, all has gone swimmingly apart from the databases. Which are buggered.
I've got everything backed up but now have to sit about waiting because Telivo has decided today's the day to make DNS changes last even longer! Bastards!
Thirdnipple.co.uk and Flyingcat.co.uk (the wordpress sites) are the only ones that seem to have loaded and it's a damned pain.
It should be worth it though, this new server is way better than the last and should allow me to do some brilliant things on the site!
Better go check on the other sites now though
Wow
Posted on January 1st, 2007 at 3:07 am by Andrew
Well well well...
I've had a very busy couple of days on myLBFH.co.uk. Thanks to Telivo's sale, I now have another 2 sites hosted (ant-ward.co.uk, kali-net.com) and have bought myself a load of domains (dpke.co.uk, fuckinghell.net) and plan to find another domain for my new planned hosting site ^_^.
Yey!
chuckun.co.uk
Posted on December 20th, 2006 at 8:00 pm by Andrew
Welcome back Chuckun.co.uk, nice to see you've chosen wordpress as your theme and're offering up a couple of my scripts :P.
Run by Jack, Chuckun.co.uk used to be hosted by me until doc-u-host buggered up and stole a load of my money. I presume it's just a general blog and place to download goodies and watch funnies.....bleh.
www.chuckun.co.uk
Awstats outside of cPanel
Posted on December 19th, 2006 at 12:57 am by Andrew
I got tired of having to log-in to cPanel and click a load of buttons to get my much needed site stats (do it several times daily) so I went in search of a short-cut. Haven't a clue how it works but here's what I found:
PHP:
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<?
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$pass = 'CPANELPASSWORD'; //your cpanel password
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$domain = 'domain.com'; //do not include 'http://' or 'www.' or a trailing '/'
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/*
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NO NEED TO TOUCH ANYTHING BELOW HERE
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*/
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//retrieves the file, either .pl or .png
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function getFile($fileQuery){
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}
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//it's a .png file...
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if(strpos($_SERVER['QUERY_STRING'],
'.png')!==
false) {
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$fileQuery = $_SERVER['QUERY_STRING'];
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}
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//probably first time to access page...
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elseif(empty($_SERVER['QUERY_STRING'])){
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$fileQuery = "awstats.pl?config=$domain";
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}
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//otherwise, all other accesses
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else {
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$fileQuery = 'awstats.pl?'.$_SERVER['QUERY_STRING'];
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}
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//now get the file
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$file = getFile($fileQuery);
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//check again to see if it was a .png file
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//if it's not, replace the links
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if(strpos($_SERVER['QUERY_STRING'],
'.png')===
false) {
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}
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//if it is a png, output appropriate header
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else {
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header("Content-type: image/png");
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}
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