Just bought a V Fest weekend ticket for the Chelmsford festival in August :D. Off down on the train with Maxy G and Dan Saunders (yeah, I know..). Should be good fun!

Line up seems to be muddled but it looks pretty damned good , here’s what seems to be confirmed:

Primal Scream

Happy Mondays

Sophie Ellis Bextor

Damien Rice

Corinne Bailey Rae

Basement Jaxx

Amy Winehouse

The Coral

Babyshambles

The Fray

The Kooks

Manic Street Preachers

Lily Allen

Mika

guillemots

The Killers

Kasabian

James

The Fratellis

KT Tunstall

James Morrison

The Goo Goo Dolls

Foo Fighters

Snow Patrol

Pink

kanye west

Paolo Nutini

Editors

The Proclaimers

Yep, so if you’re off there I look forward to seeing you :P.

Also, I’m trying to grab myself Reading or Leeds fest tickets, both with damned good line ups, it’s just which one?

I shouldn’t be blaming him but this’s pissed me off and Ryan’s going to get a kick in those three stitches! Some clever yet naughty chappy has made a virus that when opened, sends a message on msn “*cough* http://www.virusman’ssite.com/members.php?user=you@youremail.com” and when clicked, that link opens up the virus and sends it to all his people. It’s right pain and to remove this im-profile virus simply download the ImpFix from Yandao. Find all  the necessary links here.

So v.sorry to anyone who clicked it when I sent it to them, hopefully you’ll have realised from my name that it would be a bad idea to click (”Don’t click links I send, ryan’s given me a virus. SORRY ALL, IF YOU NEED HELP REMOVING, ASK ME.”).

Chazz.

Hmm… I’ve been looking around on things like sitelance and digitalpoint and I think I’m gonna do a bit of spending on some established sites and try to set-up a few money-makers. After my first $100 I was so proud that I took all advertising down and since then I’ve kinda.. not got back into it.. It pissed people off, I wasn’t good at placing ads so I spammed ‘em everywhere and that’s pretty much what meant I could get $100 in 2 months.. Since then I’ve got $17.50 from one ad on the side of an insignificant page, otherwise it’s been pretty damned useless.

I’ll have a look about, I really want something I’d use as well, things like www.craftytv.com are great fun + get a lot of money through ads, it’s just hard to find such buys within my price range, CraftyTV is actually an option for me, it’s only $200ish so I could quite easily manage that… I’ll have a look about and keep ye posted.

So very many- to increase….

Hate

• Celebrities coming together for charities.
• Miss Dakin.
• Gypsies.
• Men who wear pink t-shirts, gay or not, it’s a girls colour.
• The shortness of Eleanor Rigby.
• Items like CDs, DVDs .etc being so damned  expensive when it doesn’t cost more than 3p to make!
• Fat, stroppy children.
• Young children.
•  Work with Pauline.
• People who go to the swimming pool and complain about children splashing them and not doing lanes.
• Duty taxes.
• The MSN chime.
• Song remixes.
• Old conservatives.
• The labour party.
• The way elliot can’t smoke but takes it as a mortal offence if I tell him so.
• The whole concept of celebrities..
• The growing collecting of videos/LPs I buy in charity shops but never watch/listen to..
• 1960s/70s films or films set then with wog-orientated messages.
• Religious studies videos.
• Deeply religious people.
• Nihilists who really don’t understand the concept because they can’t be arsed reading it.
• Dance music.
• People who dance to dance music.
• Rap.
• People who break dance.
• Incredibly fat people who always seem to have a mars bar in their hands.
• People who never change their MSN names and it’s always something boring as hell like “Mr.McRib”.
• Mens toilets with piss on the floor - or rather, the people who pisso on mens toilet floors, learn to aim, you’ve had that hose all your life and no doubt had plenty of chance to practice, you tarts!
• Putting large, complicated, easy-to-break cages together.
• People who add you on MSN .etc and then say “why’d you add me” or “who are you”, twats.
• Walkers crisp packets, creme eggs .etc anything thats price is inflating but thats product is shrinking, fast.
• People who can’t sing yet get on stage - I admire your courrage but you’re really doing nobody any favours.
• Shows like pop idol, fame academy and all that shite.
• Shows that start in Britain and’re copied in America: the office, the weakest link .etc
• The film ‘Mash’, haven’t seen the TV eps but I imagine they’re nothing great either - not a fan at all.
• The fact nobody has gameboys or gameboy pockets now, tetris original is so good.
• The idea that large lists of hates means you’re a cynical barstool.
• Those bastarding “want respect, use a condom” adverts, 4 gay lads discussing bareback is just not something we want on our TVs.
• Things like Wimbledon that ruin Children’s TV for everyone.
• Current delivery times for large boxes of match books.
• Having to buy lumps of bark.
• Forgetting I left the lizard tanks open, returning to my room some hours later to find a large, scary thing in my bed.
• Lists.

Love

• The fact that cakes aren’t taxed.
• Tomb Raider.
• Tomb Raider Music.
• The amazing racist.
• Josh Holloway (not the lost guy, the DM guy).
• Jam Roly-Poly
• Tweed.
• Old childrens TV from things like 70s, 90s and 80scartoons.co.uk
• People who send hate mail to you-or at least the mail they send.
• Things that work.
• Sugar coated pills, they’re like smarties and make you better!
• Hatachi Ga’daia, dai gudinschi.
• Escape from monkey island.

Ahh so stuck for things to write about! Just ordered a new computer which should be snazzy and I’ve ordered a Vista upgrade for my lapdog.. now what?

Pressure is off at school now, done nearly all of my coursework, just some History and Tech to go. Now it’s all revision and various preparations..

I’ve had a vague- argh, forgotten what I was gonna write.. Well you get the idea, I’m bored, tired and stuck for things to write, not good ¬_¬.

Hello! Are you here because of the stamps? I’ve had a fair few hits because of these. I think I got about 40 people today, plans to increase that number are coming!

Feel free to order a ThirdNipple.co.uk stamp with the order form three posts down!

Cheers,

Andrew (Spencer)

Wheel of fortune

Clue: People who annoy you.

N _ G G E R S

Can you get it? Naggers! Well done!

Yep, I’m in that sort of a mood today (yeah, watching clockwork orange). I’ve been completely overrun with homework this week, the most I’ve ever had I think; business, maths, history, tech coursework to be completed this week and a haud of other stuff, not to mention my now frequent trips to the swimming pool with max/elyut and the trip to see To Kill a Mockingbird with Duncan Preston at the civic last night, it’s been a busy week. And now I sit here with a chlorine headache, watching A Clockwork Orange and feeling knackered. I’ve maths coursework to complete, a website to re-organise due to rule changes and on top of that I aim to get a few posts on my dying blog……… God, I’m tired.