Well I used to use WhatPulse when I messed around at www.bot-depot.com playing with msn bottage (will post something on those later!). But after I stopped I got bored with WhatPulse as nobody else I knew seemed to use it. It was (according to the “last modified” dates on my other comp) 2002 when I discovered a site that let you cheat WhatPulse! The instructions were short, simple and to the point so I gave it a go and quickly became rank 8th in the USA. I stopped though, it was pretty boring jumping the queues with no real reason for doing it… I’ve come back round to using WhatPulse with friends again but am unable to find the site with the tutorial on how to cheat WhatPulse and so, dear reader, I bring you this: Cheating WhatPulse with myLBFH.co.uk!
First off, let’s get a few things straight, if you don’t know what WhatPulse.org is, turn back. Secondly, if you aren’t registered at WhatPulse, register now. Thirdly, if you think cheating won’t help, turn back. Nextly, if you’re a lazy person, not interested in how it’s done, scroll to the bottom for the lazy person checklist (with all the downloads).
Right, now we’ve filtered you activist tree-huggers out of the picture, let’s get on with the show.
Ok, in order to cheat WhatPulse we’re gonna use a tool called TSearch. I’m sorry if I’m a little vague on discriptions of programs .etc, it’s pretty new to me ;). TSearch is pretty much like Artmoney or other silly little memory debugging clients used by 12-year-olds who think they’re pro-hackers. It’s all good fun. It works by scanning open processes for byte addresses and uses something similar to REGEX to help you. Jargony, I know, but WikiPedia helped me with that.
The official site of TSearch has gone now and I’m honestly not sure what the last version was so I’ve uploaded it for you. Download v1.6 here.
Now we’re all set to get going. Make sure WhatPulse is running, you’re logged in .etc. Now open TSearch by unzipping the client and running TSearch.exe. Click on the big “Open Process” button and click on something like “WhatPulse.exe” or “WhatPul~1.exe” .etc. We’re now pointing TSearch and the program it wants to scan and edit. I’m not going to get into how you find addresses .etc as that’s a bitch of a tutorial all about TSearch, Artmoney .etc and I’ll do one of those seperately sometime. For now just follow my friendly instructions.
You need to create a new CHT file (CHT = Cheat perhaps?), this is also known as a filter. To do this, click the “Add New Cheat” button, it looks similar to the New Page button you’d find on word processors. A box, “New Cheat” will appear. Now you need to type in the following:
Description: Key Count
Address: 4609F0
Type: 4 Bytes
And click OK. Click the “Add New Cheat” button again and type the following in:Now you need to type in the following:
Description: Click Count
Address: 4609EC
Type: 4 Bytes
Click OK.
Now it’s a good idea at this point to right click the big W on the bottom right of your screen and click “Spawn Geek Dialog”. You’ll notice the numbers there are the same as the ones down the “Value” column on TSearch, try changing the numbers down the value column and there you have it, you can change it to any number you want! Sex’eh, eh?
A few notes:
- I don’t know weather this fell through or not but WhatPulse had planned on an anti-cheat group, check their forums perhaps?
- WhatPulse 1.5 is in BETA and will be out soon, it’s apparently much harder to cheat, I’ll try to keep up with it.
Hope you enjoyed my first tutorial on this site.
If you’re having trouble following my tutorial or just plain CBA, use these quick instructions:
- Check you’ve got WhatPulse running and you’re logged in.
- Download TSearch v1.6 here
- Run TSearch.exe (after extracting).
- Download WhatPulse.CHT here
- Press CTRL+O on TSearch and open whatpulse.cht.
- Click open process and select WhatPulse.exe
- Mess about with values and it’s done!