Did you know they’re:
- the only surving twin or an actual twin
- likely to die, on average, 9 years before others
- capable of writing better with their left hand than right
- generally not ambidextrous
- allowed to join the SSLH
- able to type the words desegregates, reverberated, watercress, aftereffects, sweaterdresses way quicker than righties and with less mistakes (presuming they’re keyboard literate.
- unable to write in some pen types without being covered in shit.

Yeah, we have it rough. What can we do about it though?